It’s almost Thanksgiving and if you were thinking about standing over a hot oven cooking your own sweet potato pies, think again.

Thanks to Facebook user and pie reviewer James Wright Chanel, we now know to go pick up a pie from singer Patti LaBelle’s line of baked goods at Walmart. Why? Well for one, you’ll turn into Patti LaBelle herself.

We’re not kidding. Even the queen herself approved of that familiar high note Chanel made when he took a bite of that sweet, sweet pie.